Bands of the week

Francis Tancis weighing in on his Bands of the Week.....

a couple of nominees:

- Affiance

- Coheed and Cambria

Frederick is bringing an old band back into the rotation....

- Anberlin

- Adventure Club (for that little bit of electronica you need in your life).

And finally, the joint pick of the week :

- Outline In Color

And as always here at WKZZY, we update, when we want, whenever we want, and maybe, we don't. we choosin, just like we choosin how great, WKZZY is...on the regular.

sometimes.

now then, on that note, we signing off, wishin y'all a great week, and obviously, happy fuckin.


CHEAU!!

Happy Thursday kzzy-ers

What up y'all?

This month has been totally cray!

I feel like i've been working like a dog, while still making time to broadcast with the smelly mountain hook.

granted, none of these broadcasts...are actually being broadcast. but that shouldn't bother anyone.


certainly doesn't bother me.

This...on the other hand.....does.

We back!!

Herro each and every one of you!

This will be the brief but dramatic "first post" after a long hiatus. 

It certainly HAS been a little while, but I assure you we have not forgetten the fine art of "bringing it to you live and direct"

matta fact, just a couple days ago, francis and I were on a cruise in the mobile studio, broadcasting brilliance through the airwaves.

at any rate, there have been some adventures as of late that have not been documented or addressed on the kzzy blog. for that reason, we shall be doing a "mass update" that will hopefully bring our readers up to speed on whats been going down.

until further notice, consider yourselves on high alert, for something bomb to be dropping on kzzy.




Cheau

And a very good afternoon to you all

Seems as if the heat is going to stick around for a little while.

The heat makes things smell worse. It also is good for growing things though, which can smell really good.

Flowers, certain plants, herbs, etc.

That being said, I feel the need to extrapolate on the topic of things that smell worse.


Pee

Pee....smells worse.

its not that big of a deal. unless the smell is somewhere that you can't get away from.

I can't remember the last time I was stuck in that kind of situation though.

Doesn't it mean it didn't happen, but Freddie has issues with remembering.....ANYTHING.

I'm eating a cherry right now.

Ok, that was a lie. I am eating one bunch of cherries. And they are delicious.



Back to things that smell worse.

Socks...

Socks....smell worse in the heat. Stinky feet are bad enough, but heat them shits up...

forget it.


I'm done for the moment...but I should expect more things will come up in a matter of hours, and I'll once again feel the need to put those feelings...up on this here blog.



CHEAU.

Its been a minute y'all

I have been off for a while. New job means I can't fuck around on the computers there.

Its all good....gave me more time to find this....

And a very good morning to you all

I think you all is 3 people.

No matter.

I am here to bring you the latest in a segment I call....


Factual Nonsense....with Nigel Puddingsworth

(nigel)



So we begin today with a story....

a story about....beans.

Not just any beans...but rather, magic beans.

The kind that grow beanstalks...

and you're saying you yourself..."oy....am I really 'bout to hear a story about magic beans?"

yes...you are

Beans grow best on thursday's. magic beans...grow best on thursday nights.

its a well known fact that part of the reason magic beans are magic...is because the way they grow...is they rely on moonlight to grow.

"i say mate....where does one find enough moonlight, to grow beans?"

thats the kind of question that will get you tossed in an early grave.

have you singin christmas carols with your old aunt betty for St. Peter...

if you catch my drift.

(dead)

i am prepared however, to divulge one secret.

there are only a few people who knows the sacred location that provides enough moonlight to support these beans.

i am one of them (obviously)

the others...have taken a vow of silence. a vow they take very seriously from my understanding. something to do with earning up vacation time?

idk....the point is...they take their vow seriously, and they dedicate their time to harvesting and cultivating these marvelous beans.

"if there were magic beans...we'd be seein ruddy beanstalks all over the place, wouldn't we?"

a fine question sir.

allow me to counter with this statement

lets say you had the secret to magic beans? would you be givin it out to people?

trick question...





you don't have the secret. I have it.


and i've chosen to keep it a secret.

hows that sit with ya?

hate it do ya?

fine....i'll share this.

there is only one place on earth, where you can grow magic beans. you can't throw the beans in any old soil and expect a healthy beanstalk to grow. don't be stupid.

it has to grow it magic dirt

 (trade secret....when we say this shit is grown "by hand"...we mean it literally...moonlight...by hand....vow of silence...bobs your uncle...magic beans)




i also happen to know where one can procure this magic dirt.

which makes sense....what with me being one of the secret keepers and all.

pointless to know one and not the other.

how would you know if you had magic beans if you didn't have magic dirt to grow them in?

exactly.


so yeah...magic beans...mysterious, as always...but now you know that someone very brave, and very illuminated, is keeping this secret safe.

 that is all.




CHEAU.

What a glorious day!!!

that

was a lie


or more specifically....it was sarcasm.


its about this time, in my day, when i like to reflect with a little "meditation"

tonight..is sushi night.

i am saying like i usually do "sushi nights"

i don't

well...i wouldn't mind it...but mrs claus doesn't like it

so we don't ever get it.

that being said, we have some lovely new friends (who will have to be given a name for kzzy), and they are big fans....at least enough to plan a little outing to procure the aforementioned....sushi.

i can't touch my nose with my tongue

some people can.

thats sort of cool.

 
CHEAU