We started a new segment called "On the Gold" which is basically a chance to talk about Gold Rush, one of the finest and most frustrating television programs on the air today.
That said, we have both been following the show each of its two seasons. This year went INFINITELY better than last year (for real). Which is the ONLY reason we still watching (not down with the time wasting).
This week on "On the Gold" we lookin back on some of the hate we was wishin on Dakota Fred. He's a thief. Plain and simple. Came into this season colluding with that old man who owns the mine. snatched it up from the Hoffman's, and proceeded to brag about the gold he was gonna get in this spot. Covered up a BUNCH of their hard work from last season....only to uncover the shit weeks/months later, realizing that Jack Hoffman was right all along...
(salty old bastard....been spending mad time being old and shit....so he's wise)
anyway....back to hatin.
So yeah...he takes the damn mine, and ends up finding super great paydirt at the bottom of the glory hole that Jack Hoffman had been digging the year before.
....he stole it, and we hatin on him for that. plus for the way he just IS. can't stand his smile.....GAH!!
Dakota Fred....
You can steal the mine away from the Hoffman's....
But you can't steal the water away from your house....
and that sucks.
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
for your entertainment....maybe?
Subject: did i ever tell you about the time i invented the jelly-bean?
It was a Wednesday
Anyone who is anyone in the inventing business knows that Wednesdays are the best days for creativity.
And inventiveness (source for this information is still unconfirmed)
So it was a Wednesday…and I
was making tea. Anyone who is anyone in the inventing business knows
that tea is the best for creativity (source also unconfirmed)
And as I was getting to the
last sips of the tea, I noticed that there was some sugar and honey that
had collected at the bottom of the cup. And I thought, “well isn’t that
funny…I guess I didn’t mix if very well?”
And so I left it on the
table, and went back to my inventing. At the time, I was trying to
develop a foot massager that would also cut your toe-nails. Problem was,
the massaging motion, combined with the sharp nail
cutters, ended up turning the machine into more of a torture device
instead of a “home-spa” remedy that it was designed to be. But I was
determined.
Having forgotten that I
already took the last sip of my tea, I reached in desperation for my mug
(which had a picture of my youngest daughter, who was 3 at the time.
She was playing with our dog, Casey, and she was
holding an ice-cream cone…I loved that mug).
I quickly put the mug to my lips…and before I realized it was empty…a clumpy of sugar and honey rolled into my mouth.
Out of pure reflex, I chewed
the clump, only once…and quickly spit it out, realizing it was not the
delicious tea I desired, but rather a sticky clump of sugar.
Well….immediately I was expecting a horrible aftertaste….but was pleasantly surprised when all I tasted, was sweetness.
It was about that time that it dawned on me. “I’m an inventor damnit!!”
So I put the little clump of
sugar back in my mouth…and chewed it again, just to verify that it
wasn’t a fluke that it had tasted so good in that first bite.
It wasn’t….the little sugar
clump, was delicious. My problem was...how do I reproduce it? Was it the
warm tea combined with the sugars, and the tea flavoring that made it
so good? Could I actually make it again?
All of these questions
swarmed through my head as I steadily continued on the path of making my
foot massager work. Several bandaids later…I accepted that this foot
massager was flawed in concept…and would never work
right…regardless of how much I tinkered with it.
It was about that time that it dawned on me again…”you’re an inventor damnit!!”
So I set to working on a new invention (as I said, it was a Wednesday, so I knew the creative juices would be flowing).
I poured another cup of tea, but this time, I put in extra sugar, and extra honey.
The
result…was a disgusting cup of tea…however it left the most amazing
clump of sugar and honey at the bottom. So I took it out of the mug, and
started to roll little balls of it between my fingers…until I had about
3 or 4 of them.
So I let them sit for a few minutes…and then proceeded to eat them.
They were delicious. The team I was drinking at the time, was lemon.
As we all know…lemon is the
most disgusting flavor of the jelly-bean world. But the fact that I
could tolerate it, meant that I could only go UP from there.
So I experimented with different teas…different herbal combinations…etc.
The result….was the “honey-ball”
A name that was quickly
replaced by the “jelly bean” due to the shape of the ball once it rested
for a while…and the fact that no one wanted to eat something with the
name “honey-ball”. (source unconfirmed)
The end.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
British Cat - a conversation
(courtesy of Nigel Puddingsworth....host of "Factual Nonsense" on kzzy)
"oye"
"yeah....what do you want, cat?"
"have you noticed i'm walking a bit funny"
"no, not
really."
"oh no? right...well, here's a bit of news. my paw....its all wonky!"
"Its what?"
"Wonky. Awry. Its not quite right..."
"....that so? Alright....so lets assume your foot is a bit off. what of it?"
"its gotten quite painful if i'm honest."
"oh has it? and why is this the first mention of it? how long you been suffering, cat?"
"few weeks i'd wager"
"few weeks?! Cat....if your paw had been wonky for a few weeks, I'd have noticed."
"i did drop hints you know. remember this little
move?"
"vaguely"
"right.
now then...lets get me in that crate. i hate it, and we both know
it...so anticipate i'll be scratching at least one of you. but i do need
to see a medic"
Friday, February 3, 2012
breaking all the rules
its one rule, really.
don't write your blog at work
too late
thats right....i just went there!!
(aaaand.....thats enough)
more to follow tonight. pics...movies....from the holiday season...and well mannered frivolity that is the life of a KZZY-er
CHEAU!
don't write your blog at work
too late
thats right....i just went there!!
(aaaand.....thats enough)
more to follow tonight. pics...movies....from the holiday season...and well mannered frivolity that is the life of a KZZY-er
CHEAU!
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