Toneighty Tonighty

Its a glorious day in "Bucket of Nails" land....

We were victorious last night at darts. For more reasons than one.


Firstly.....we discovered.....the beer tower.

Even if you are just the casual bargain hunter with a taste for hops....


this is a win.



In other news....the score.

9-3


How did we arrive at this score?


Well....it starts with 501. 3 games of 501 to be exact.

2 vs 2

we possibly won all 3 of those games?

then its Cricket....my personal favorite.

3 games....also 2 vs 2

played VERY solid there.

which was a good feeling (like silk....or hating on cats)

 

 (....because i don't care for cats)









Now then....back to the matter at hand.

So then we go into 301 (6 matches - 1 vs 1 - best 2 out of 3)

this is where we start to slip a little.


We lost a few of these games. More importantly....Freddie J WON his game.


Finished the night strong.


And then rode off into the sunset....like a rebel....


On my motorcycle...

Toneighty Tonighty

That's right ladies and gentlemen. The darts update is here.

Sorry it did not make it up yesterday (I know all 2 of you were waiting for it).

Now then....I present to you....






                                     "Toneighty Tonighty"

                                                  (an update about darts)

So darts went as follows. The thing about darts, is that you can't always count on having a good night.

You can go from throwing brilliants sticks....to throwing absolute crap.


What DOESN'T help....is that I play on a team with a bunch of my friends. So just by default...you want to play better. You don't want to let your mates down.


The team we were playing against this past Tuesday....actually played pretty well. No real standouts...but they had a few guys who knew what they were doing.

Townie darts is the same all over the world I bet. Raspy laugh from years of smoking. Tee shirt....or a blue collar work shirt...some kind of construction company, etc.

so we play these guys...and they LOVE to drink...it true townie fashion. by the end of the night, you can't tell if they are just really boozed up, or if they are always like that? it feels like a default setting for some of these cats....


no matter, we played....and we did NOT have the success that we expected. no one was throwing A+ darts....

So now we are i think, still in first place...but it was not the "death strike" we were hoping to plunge into the hearts of the other teams in the league.


There's always next week.


Cheau!

St Patrick....you devil you.

Why....does the celebration of your "day" always result in me doing something outrageous?

I'm a grown ass man...i shouldn't be doing cartwheels.


St. Pat.

damn you.

don't eat yellow snow

it's great advice.

makes you wonder if you should dig a little deeper (brown snow)

(dirt...or other)


point is


when you see yellow snow...its best not to dig deeper



THAT advice...is not given out that often. because it hasn't been discovered yet.


but it will be!

right here on this blog. and THAT'S the beauty of technology.

first picture that came up on google search




(thats an ad for google by the way....




pay me)



Technology Report....that's the segment we doing Thursday nights.

and another thing....Wednesday nights...I decided...is going to be the Darts Wrap up

The segment will actually be called...."Toneighty Tonighty" (thanks G5)

and it will feature recounting of the darts escapades of Freddie J and G5 and Neo, and Deej, and Tex, and Bozz.....(lots of friends playing this season).

Hope you're ready.







now then....the Technology Report (see "technology-ish" picture above).







 





Have you seen these kids with their "smart phone's?"




I mean....what is the deal here?

We can be in the same room...and not say a WORD to each other!!

and somehow....that's acceptable. you're not being particularly rude. and to be honest...lets say you are playing a game...and the other person in the room...is playing that same game.

play a funny word...or something....get a little chuckle.

hell....you're both typing back and forth...she's laughing...you're laughing. givin her the quick glance

she's looking back











(most recent cell phone photo on file)





anyway...you're lookin like a Casanova....and you haven't done shit yet!

you haven't said a word to the girl...and she's gettin antsy to sit a little closer










antsiness level at around a 4 or 5...out of 6 (instect....not a spider)




point is....its pretty high.

and again...you're playing WORDS WITH FRIENDS (free ad) and ALSO again....you haven't said a word.

and you might get lucky tonight.

and good for you


but come on kids....what ever happened to "having a little game....not playing a little game" (idk if i just invented that...but if i did....dibs...on all the money and shit that comes in from that)


but right....the "game" should be like...."how am i going to convince her that her writing is really awesome...even though its the worst?"

or like....taking that one line of poetry you know by some obscure poet so you can be like..."hey...do you know...Will Chaundler?" (no....no one other that you're silly ass know who the crap Will Chandler is....he was probably some crappy professor at your school...who had ONE book published. and it was ONLY published...because he did it through the school he was studying at as part of his thesis or some crap.

whatever. he sucks. and no one knows him...and its because he is rotten at poetry)


so you have that one line of poetry...and she's all impressed because even though she doesn't get it...she just assumes you are like...at another level with your thinking...and you're so deep and shit.


so she starts to dig you.

 THAT...is game ladies and gentlemen.


 








("I approve this message!")




(approval pending)



and THAT'S....the TECHNOLOGY REPORT








Cheau!
 

The truth about change

Change is a good thing....for the most part.

Let's take today as an example. This weekend marked the end of an era in American history. "The Palace", as we have come to know it....is no more.


To be honest, we aren't sure who has taken over the actual space. What we DO know, is that they are taking that space, and turning it into something much crappier than we had before. How do we know that? Science!







At any rate, today, I shall be visiting "The Complex."

I've only seen it from the outside....and it looks something like this...






I am theorizing....in my brain....that the inside should look something like this.....


(unconfirmed)



So yeah....the truth about change.

Today we are going to learn a valuable lesson about why change, is good and bad.


"The Complex" is different. That means things changed for Francis to be moving in to that spot. Truth time, the "Man on the Big Brown Couch" has actually found himself a beautiful woman to wife him (nicely done sir). She lives near her people. MOTBBC is going to move down there with her...leaving Francis, to find a new place to set up the studio.

Enter....."The Complex"

so see....change in this case....was kind of good....because MOTBBC is happy, and that's important in life.

But its also bad...because Francis has moved the studio light years away from where it was just at (close).

No matter....we shall adjust....which is incidentally, the very essence of KZZY, isn't it?

It stands for whatever it wants....WHENEVER it wants.

and now....wherever it wants (far away)





and that's the truth about change.







CHEAU!

And a good morning....and a happy Smarch

House Meetin Y'all!!!

Good morning. Wishing you and yours a happy Smarch 3rd. So whats poppin?


Me! 




Poppin....lockin.....and droppin.






























There's to be a visit to the palace this morning. Which can only mean one thing.



Chill Zone.



more to follow....




CHEAU